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Bizarre Behavior of Rock Stars
The next 25 inclusions about how Rock Stars treat themselves can be hilarious to dumbfounded jaw dropping stupidity. But I guess if I had their loot and talent I suppose I too would succumb to the temptations of stardom. Keeping in mind that not all rock stars perform these kinds of antics, I think there may be two or three in the industry that have not. So without further ado here are 25 strange or extravagant things these creative artists do or have done over the years.
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1. Tommy Lee: For his addiction to coffee and wanting to present his then wife Pamela Anderson with a gift, he thought none other then to build her a replica Star Bucks franchise. Only the odd thing about it was it was built in his house for the tune of $4000.00. Ahhh I can just smell the coffee brewing.
2. Steven Tyler: Singing over the loudspeakers at home depot while sucking on helium. Does Re Hab get any better than this? I think not!
3. George Michael: Along with his several convictions of drug possession and DUI’S poor Michael was caught wanking off in the toilet in front of an undercover cop.
4. David Lee Roth after any Van Halen concert would make his manager pour Perrier water over his feet.
5. John Lennon once said the Beatles had become more popular than Jesus Christ. Didn’t that stir up the religious community into an uproar?
6. Elvis Presley who was very religious wore a Christian Cross, the Star of David and the Hebrew letter chi. He explained that he did not want to miss out on heaven because of a technicality. (sounds scarily similar to Amanda and her various religious symbols she has everywhere)
7. The Who: After every concert they would smash their instruments to pieces. Sometimes their assault on their instruments cost them more than what they made playing.
8. Axle Rose: Arrested for inciting a riot when he did not want a fan taking his picture. He received 2 years probation for this stupid stunt.
9. Courtney Love: Her daughter Francis Bean was removed from her custody because of her own drug abuse and allegedly stealing money from her own daughter. The sad thing is Miss Love decided to air all her dirty laundry on twitter.
10. DMX: Pretended to be an FBI agent while attempting to steal a car out side of JFK Airport. He even used fake sirens to pull the other car over. The owner of the car he intended to steal refused to hand it over and sped off. DMX then crashed through the gates of the parking lot when attendants refused to open them up. Valium can take you far and away from reality.
11. Justin Timberlake: At Christmas time Timberlake had Harrods of London England open privately for him and eighty friends to go Christmas shopping. Total expenditure…$1,700,000.00. It took two buses to transport all the gifts away. I get all my gifts into my trunk in one shot and still have room for the spare tire.
12. Sting: For his love of the rain forest and saving the world, Sting decided to drop $11000.00 on a real tree complete with a florist to give it a makeover.
13. Will Smith: Spends $2500.00 per month taking his Rotties to the best shrink in town. Caesar Millan better known as the Dog Whisperer.
14. Brian Adams: After releasing his album “Waking up the Neighbours”, his next door neighbour was a pub whose boisterous patrons kept the poor singer awake at night, deciding there was only one thing left to do. He purchased the pub for $680,000.00 and closed it down. All for good nights sleep.
15. Mick Fleetwood: Claims he spent a grand total $8000, 000.00 on coke that would stretch 5 miles in one continuous line.
16. Sir Elton John: In one year period spent $419,000.00 on flowers. Even he was bewildered on how much he spent and simply said “I like flowers”.
17. John Lennon: Purchased all the first class seats on a jet so his son could set up his model train set. Total cost: $12,980.00
18. Ozzie Osbourne: Payed his Doctor $680,000.00 plus $58,000.00 on the truck load of tranquilisers he figured he needed after a successful Rehab stint.
19. Phil Spector: Locked the Ramones in a piano studio by gunpoint and made them listen to Phil singing “baby I Love You” over and over again till four in the morning.
20. Madonna: Used the F word a record number of times on the David Letterman Show. 13 times to be exact and then she refused to leave the show.
21. Mariah Carey: She insists that her stay in hotel rooms be at a comfortable level of humidity compared to the rain forests of South America.
22. Ike Turner: Reportedly spent 11 million on drugs, especially coke. He once filled Champaign buckets up with the white powder for his guests to feast from.
23. Mick Jagger: While in the Amazon jungle he had the experience of letting bees sting his penis in hopes it would enlarge it to the size of bamboo.
24. Dusty Hill: The ZZ Tops Bassist player en route to Mexico decided to pick up a calf. Hill and company kept the little cow in the back seat until the deranged calf kicked out the back window out of fear.
25. Bob Stinson: The Replacements lead guitarist once came out on stage wearing only a diaper in 1984. It finally fell off as he exited the stage
While this list could go on for years with what these amazing creative stars do in their personal lives, let’s hope that the up and coming stars of tomorrow refrain from such crazy behaviour and remain some what sane, yeah right!
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