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Monday Funday Funnies-Welcome to the first full week of 2010 with Nabweekly and what better way to start off a new week in a new year then with some funny memorable quotes in our Monday Funday Funnies we found at Poem of Quotes.com.
Whatever your New Year’s resolution is for 2010 hold onto it and may we suggest everyone should try to fit in a New Year’s resolution this year to put more laughter in your day. This is a resolution that we can indulge ourselves on and not feel guilty you had to much.
We hope everyone has an awesome 2010 and keep following Nabweekly for what we’ll have in store for 2010.. We have a Really big Show planned!
Quotes from Poems of Quotes.com
“Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.”
Bill Vaughn
“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.”
Bill Vaughn
“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.”
P.J. O’Roruke
“Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.”
Jay Leno
“A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.”
Anonymous
“It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.”
William Thomas
“The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.”
W.H. Auden
“Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that.”
Judith Crist
“Matt and I have set a date. Matt and I will tie the knot New Years Day in the town of Swampscott, Massachusetts. Reserve your hotel rooms now. I will be having a gay marriage.”
Ben Affleck
“New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.”
James A
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